We Are All Local - Momma's got . . .

Yesterday evening, as Leslie was washing her mom's hair in the kitchen sink, she suggested to Faye that she might just as well shave her chin hairs, too, which were becoming unruly and unsightly. Faye frowned, not wanting to admit what was evident from a quick look in the mirror.
I, in an effort to add some light humor to the scene, issued a worn-out call: 
Shave and a Haircut, two bits. 
To which Leslie seamlessly and promptly offered a response:
Momma's got a cow with two tits.